Not me

I did not eat a whole bowl of three cheese trio pasta from Pizza Hut just so I didn't have to share with my husband.

I did not take my time on the tread mill last night just so my husband would kick me off. He didn't either so I had to finish my 2 mile walk. Uggg!

I did not eat a chocolate chip granola bar in secrecy just so Linus wouldn't/couldn't see me.

I did not just go and get gas for me jeep at lunch time and buy myself a mt. dew even though I shouldn't have it.

I did not trim Linus' hair a month ago and listen to Eugene say, what happened to your hair. He then turns around and points at me and says, She did it. Leave me hair alone. ( snicker, snicker )
I'm bad at trimming his hair.

I did not buy a 6 count box of donuts from walmart last monday and finished them tuesday morning. I had to have them gone before I started my diet. Ooops! ( :

I do not go do the laundry just to get away from the boys and the loudness of our house.

I so do not long for another baby.

and last but not least;

I do not hide gummies in my car just so I can have a sweet treat before I pick up Linus and have to chase him around for hours on hours.